English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-aleked guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

2007-01-08 18:21:54 · 8 answers · asked by Cookie Monster 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Absolutely hilarious!! Smart teacher!!

2007-01-08 23:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0 0

Now that's what you call a great teacher... one that can handle jokes. My instructors just glare at you, like an idiot, and then release you from the class.

I'll use that one on a teacher that says the same thing before our final exam comes.

Hahaaaaa.

Thanks for the laugh!

2007-01-09 02:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

smart view

2007-01-09 03:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

haha..how smart...thanks for the laffs..:D

another TEN!

2007-01-09 02:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha thats funny

2007-01-09 12:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 0

I don't get it.

2007-01-09 03:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by yoyoyohommieg 2 · 0 0

that one was pretty good. thanks for the laugh.

2007-01-09 02:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by maryaj831 1 · 0 0

LOL!!!

2007-01-09 02:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers