I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic."Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying She thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat *****.
2007-01-08 18:20:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never go back, always forward
2007-01-08 18:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by suzyq 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i understand you probaly do not elect this concept, whether it relatively works. Have extra intercourse with him. The intimacy makes you sense nearer and you will immediately elect to spend extra time with him. ok, now in the adventure that your relationship is on the rocks ( any dishonesty or cheating been happening) then this would possibly not artwork. If that's the real undertaking then that desires resolved first. not something could be rekindled after have confidence is lost ( perhaps with counseling or with the help of God). i did not get any of those perhaps's. sources: married 11 years to a uncaring liar and now married to the main surprising guy interior the international.
2016-10-30 10:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-08 18:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done brown eyes
everyone puts on a few pounds over the festive season
2007-01-08 21:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a gdn , too early for em today though lol
2007-01-08 18:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morn brown eyes funny how his pounds was ok but hers was a sin 9/10
2007-01-08 20:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Typical male ego.
2007-01-08 18:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by looby432 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big gals are the best gals !
2007-01-11 12:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-08 20:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waist not want not ! haha
2007-01-08 18:52:25 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋