what is the quickest way to get marijuana out of my system?

Answer 1

drink vinegar and water, you will urinate like crazy but it works, my bro does this when he gets a new job and getting a new job is a every week thing for him

Answer 2

Do all of this, and you might have a chance....it's going to be HARD!!!

Drink Gatorade or Powerade. The electrolytes are going to help keep your specific gravity up. The specific gravity of your urine dictates how dilute you are. If it drops below 1.003, you are going to run into urine being too diluted. If you are diluting, it is recommended you add 1/4 teaspoon of salt per 8-ounce bottle of Gatorade or Powerade you drink. It may sound gross, but how important is your passing grade?

Once you have drank all this fluid, you should be urinating every 15-20 minutes. Keep drinking as long as you are getting ready for the test, and don't stop until after you give your sample. Without doing this, the ratio of THC metabolites in your urine will start to rise again.

A B-complex vitamin should be taken at least one hour before your deadline. This gives your urine that nice yellow color the labs are looking for, even though it is still mostly water. It is also a good idea to use aspirin—not Tylenol or Advil—thirty minutes before the test. Four to five 325 mg aspirins is sufficient. I recommend any generic or Bayer.

Creatinine is another substance that can be used to validate a sample. You can raise these levels two ways: by eating red fatless meat, or even better, by taking a creatine supplement, available at most healthfood stores. Look for creatine monohydrate or cell-tech, or variations of these. You need to use creatine at the minimum 72 hours prior to your deadline. If you don't, it is not going to help you out since the body needs a couple of days to convert creatine, the content of which you consume, into creatinine, the substance in the urine.

This makes up the validity of the sample: creatinine levels, and specific gravity, or salt, as described above. In addition, make sure you urinate often before your deadline. Ten times or more is not uncommon and very helpful.

The old adage of loading water into your system days before the test is not needed. Remember, you should get eight 8-ounce glasses of water per day as part of a healthy diet. This is a good number to stick to, and it is only 1/2 a gallon and should be attainable by most of you. It helps you keep healthy and urinating often.

Put 2 sets of jogging/sweat pants on and run or work out until you sweat profusely. The more you excercise and sweat, the faster the drug metabolizes and can be removed from your system. Fill up with Gatorade until you can't drink anymore, then workout and pee, and keep doing this.

Do NOT eat any junk food, any fat or sugar you consume will concentrate the metabolites, and make them take longer to remove.

If you do this all for at least 2/3 days before a test, you may pass. And no one can guarantee it. All those Detox methods they sell only work sometimes, and for some people, but even then, it's not guaranteed. You may get your money back, but they can do nothing for your lost job or freedom!

When you go to the lab, give a midstream sample, first urinating into the toilet, then into the cup, and the remainder into the toilet. This is the least concentrated part of the sample. Never give your first urine of the day! If you are diluting, again, it would be helpful to get yourself a home test and test yourself before you go to the labs. If you pass the home test, you are in great shape.

If they do a hair test, there's not much you can do, unless you stop using, shave it off every part of your body, and have it grown back by the time of the test. A blood test clears within a week or so after heavy use.

The best advice I can give you, regardless of your results, is STOP USING MARIJUANA! St. John's Wort can give you a nice high and get you off depression, is cheaper, and LEGAL!

Good Luck!!!

Answer 3

Time is your best friend in this situation. You can try using detox products, but they are hit and miss. I myself had to take a test and i had been smoking weed that very day and i drank a detox product and passed, but a month later i took another test and did the same thing and failed and lost my job. Drinking water will help dilute your pee, but it may dilute it to the point where your test may have to be re-done. It takes anywhere from 30-90 days for weed to clear your system for pee.

Answer 4

IF YOU HAVE A DRUG TEST do NOT use the first piss of the morning. that contains the most THC. my brother went a few days without smoking drank plenty of fluids and the day of his test and drank something called sure-gel. its sort of like jello, but you make it and then drink it. you have to drink all of it and as soon as you can before your test. it coats something in your body and its hard for the thc or whatever to get through it into your piss. he passed.

Answer 5

drink lots of water since it dilutes the THC in your body. Eat vitamin C tablets, and you can buy a thing called body flush which flushes out your system.

Also, drink caffeine, because it boosts your metabolism, which increases your body's rate of disposal of toxins from the lipid cells in your fat.

Answer 6

dude drink a bunch of water to the point to where you are pissing clear then you are clean for the time being or you can just go to GNC in thmall and ask them for some UA cleaners

Answer 7

type questions to Yahoo! answers til you feel normal.

Answer 8

Don't smoke it, drugs will ruin your life.

Answer 9

drink pickle juice.....it works!

Answer 10

exhale