Joke: Old man in Mall?

Question

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and made love with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Answer 1

good one 10/10

Answer 2

hey thats a good one...heres a cute old man joke 4u2 An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."

Answer 3

Oh, that's what you get for trying to be smarter than an old man! LMAO, that was a good one, 9/10!

Answer 4

Lmao! I laugh each time I hear that one!

Answer 5

Gave me a good chuckle.

Answer 6

it stopped being funny the last four times i read it!

Answer 7

Is that bcause of his hair colour

Answer 8

Love it! Great joke!

Answer 9

lol, haha old freak

Answer 10

lmao .. lol i thought it was funny