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Assume 1 or 2 dogs, probably no more than 3. I have to be able to spend about 1 hour in one spot, one location (digging, recovering burried gold). The neighbor has dogs when last checked. I have not done any reconosance as the property is about 3,000 miles away. I just have to get in and get out.

2007-01-08 15:53:02 · 6 answers · asked by David L 4 in Pets Dogs

6 answers

Raw meat. Get the blackhawk to drop you off near a 6' drainage pipe about 500 meters from the dig site. Then, use a multitool to gain access to the pipe. Run through the pipe maze using your GPS device that somehow works underground, in the pipes, then pop out at a conveniently placed drain opening. As the dogs race towards you, throw the meat away from you, and the attack dogs will completely ignore you for just the right amount of time you need to dig the hole, because raw meat will completely occupy attack dogs and make them forget about you. Enjoy!

P.S. Be sure to wear either a black ninja suit, or a tuxedo.

2007-01-08 16:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by chrisatmudd 4 · 0 0

If you're standing in one place for an hour, trespassing, you don't stand a chance against multiple dogs. Pepper spray or a big stick can work for about ten minutes. And if you kill the dog, you get charged with animal abuse, destruction of property, in addition to trespassing and theft. Have fun.

2007-01-08 17:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by halie_blue 3 · 0 0

Well if you are going to be trespassing, you get what you deserve.

Generally if you stand still, don't look directly at the dogs, and make no noise, they'll get bored and go away. Unless of course they are trained protection dogs, then well, you're screwed.

LMAO 15 minutes to gobble down raw meat. That's funny. My lab can devour a whole, raw, and FROZEN chicken in under 5 minutes.

2007-01-08 15:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Bindi *dogtrainingbyjess.com* 7 · 0 1

UM...to me, it sounds like you're smeaking on your neighbor's property. i wouldn't suggest that. But if you really want to, spray the dogs with something they can't stand the smell of.

2007-01-08 15:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0 1

pepper spray.

2007-01-08 16:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

.....................bite them

2007-01-08 15:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by probug 3 · 0 1

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