When will all the Scientists, conspiring against religion, with "evolution", confess their service to Satan?

Question

Hundreds of thosands of scientists worldwide continuing to add proof to the science of evolution.

When will the sick hoax and evil collaboration end!!!

Satan must be behind this because its so very clever. They use genetics and carbon dating and supposed "hominid renmains" and they get different scientists from different parts of the worlds to agree and also discover remains consistent with the science.

They will not take away my religion. I will suckle it like a newborn calf on its mom's breast.

They will never ever take away my pathetic way of coping with the reality of human existance. You cant change my mind you evil scientists...never ever.

Answer 1

Same here :)


i love your questions they are so funny.

Answer 2

What I don't understand is why you talk about 'satan' when you claim to be agnostic... you're claiming the scientists bow down to someone that you don't think exists.

I do like the point you make though. In a few years, they won't be able to deny the logic in most scientific certainties...

Answer 3

Okay, okay...I admit it...before I was born (that's how deep this conspiracy is) I went around and dug a whole bunch of holes planting fake evidence for evolution then carefully, one grain of dirt at a time, refilled the holes so that it looked liked untouched earth.

:P

Answer 4

When you come to pearly gates only to find Lucifer there as your god, it will all make sense. Lucifer failing to overthrow God in heaven was the biggest display of deciet he has ever shown.

Answer 5

You know, that's a reasonably good impersonation of an actual seven-day creationist...

Answer 6

The more subtle your sarcasm is, the better.

Answer 7

nice joke.

Answer 8

You have to be joking.

Answer 9

alrighty then