My cat (which I have never had spayed or inoculated) slept for three days straight, and then when he woke up, his eyes were puffy and red, and he was coughing, and stringy things like angel hair pasta were coming out of his butt, and then forty gallons of smelly purplish-brown goo came squirting out of his ears, and then his belly split open and candy came out and then his head fell off. Now he doesn't eat as much as he used to, and is peeing in the bathroom sink instead of his litterbox. What should I do? Is there some kind of home remedy I can try?
What is the matter with these people?
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2007-01-08 15:27:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
*stands and applauds*
2007-01-08 15:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by gimmenamenow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi there...after reviewing a couple of the questions you've answered I can realize what this means--LOL. As you've noted in one answer, no one really can diagnose online an animals illness/injuries, etc. Therefore only a licenced veterinarian should be the only one entrusted rather than anyone online who could do more harm than good or play a prank on the unsuspecting.
2007-01-08 23:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ Seattle ♫ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
THANK GOD!!!! Someone else who gets it! How annoying that people think we're a bunch of online vets here. People are pathetic thinking we can give them free advice like we're doctors???!!!! When in doubt...take your pets to the VET!!! VET!!! I guess you saw my VET!!! VET!!! VET!!! VET!!! VET!!! VET!!! answer. I don't know how else to better scream that to someone and wonder if they even get it anyway.
2007-01-08 23:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bring your cat to the vet before it grows another head out! (joking)
2007-01-08 23:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by miajj16 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think some people didn't get what you are trying to say, but I agree 100%. It just seems so stupid for people to write on here that they take absolutely no care of their pets, and can't be bothered to take them to the vet even once, but then expect someone to be able to cure him on YA, and expect all kinds of sympathy when their pets die of TOTALLY PREVENTABLE diseases. Sometimes I get so frustrated reading these postings I could scream, like you just did. Thanks!!!
2007-01-08 23:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by Annie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a home remedy suggestion (other than giving the cat a decent burial) but would like to know if you are selling the candy. My holiday stash is all gone.
2007-01-08 23:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa R 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree... some questions are appropriate for yahoo but yes... all of the above I have seen at least once... except for the missing head lol
2007-01-08 23:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jonela 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
BRILLIANT!!! Problem is - the idiots that ask those kinds of questions in the first place are too idiotic to know this is directed at them!!! They should be voted too stupid even to own pets... *where do I sign*
2007-01-09 00:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Angelpaws 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all it depends on how you reattatched the head. If you used duct tape do not give him anything with alcohol or acetone in it. Instead try milk and buttered toast.
2007-01-08 23:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by twysty 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Clearly, what your cat needs is an exorcism. It is possessed.
2007-01-08 23:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Allen R 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think you gave your cat worms and you must go to the health dept for your deworming...bring the candy for your snack,
2007-01-08 23:41:46 · answer #11 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋