A bus full of senior gamblers was driving down the freeway, returning from two days in Las Vegas. A lady passenger comes forward and complains to the driver that some male creep had crawled along the floor and fondled herunder her dress. The driver tells her he'll stop as soon as the opportunity presents itself.
As the driver was searching for a good spot to pull over, another female passenger comes forward, complaining of being fondled, too. To the driver's mind, this constitutes an emergency, so he immediately pulls over onto the shoulder and brings the bus to a screeching halt. He proceeds to go back to find the culprit and spies this little baldheaded guy crawling on all fours along the floor of the bus. He confronts the guy and asks him what he's doing on the floor.
"Well," replies the little fellow, "I lost my toupee a few miles back and I thought I'd found it twice until I realized mine's parted on the side."
2007-01-08 15:26:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmmm he he he y'all know how us women have our "hair parted" down yonder.
2007-01-08 15:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a poor excuse great joke 10/10
2007-01-09 06:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh and the two points.
2007-01-09 00:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I admire his tenacity....working through the cob webs...checking for the part...not once but twice!!!!!
lol
2007-01-08 23:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by shesaid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny I almost had toupee.
2007-01-08 23:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht'a just wrong in a very funny way.
2007-01-09 00:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-09 11:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! But so wrong. Lmao!!!
2007-01-09 01:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-08 23:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY KEEP IT UP!!!
2007-01-08 23:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋