The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.
A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...
"****" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
2007-01-08 14:24:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny now.. but not then.. I was one of the janitors who had to do the cleaning..Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean crap up?
And now, everytime someone snaps their fingers, I get the urge to go..
The other day, I passed by a Hippie and he was snapping his fingers as he walked along... I was so weak when I got home... and my pants were dragging.
2007-01-08 16:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. u get 10/10 for this joke
2007-01-09 00:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by damian s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halarios, but ive heard it before
2007-01-08 22:28:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny but po op isn't a bad word. **** po*p
2007-01-09 13:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i wasnt expecting that! good one!
2007-01-09 00:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's really hilarious! = )
2007-01-09 01:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! funny!
2007-01-08 22:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Good one!
2007-01-08 22:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by cowgirl91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋