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a farmer decides he wants to breed his pigs so he decides to take them to the vet . the vet tells the farmer that they need to be insemenated. Not wanting to sound stupid the farmer nods and leaves. he had no idea what that meant . so the next day , the farmer goes out to the pig pen scratching his head and decides that the vet meant he had to have sex with them. so he loads the pigs into the back of his pick-up and drives them out to the woods. after half an hour of bangin the hogs he drives em back and puts them in the pen. the next day the farmer goes out to the pen and decides he didn't do such a good job and loads the pigs back into the pick-up. this goes on for the next three days. on the fourth day the farmer goes out to the pen and finds the pigs all missing. he runs back to the house and yells for his wife"honey....all the pigs are gone." she responds, "no...they're out in your truck, honking the horn for you."

2007-01-08 13:31:54 · 17 answers · asked by predatorpio 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

LOL. I was reading it out loud and my brother, boyfriend and mom all heard they started lol I got scared and jumped up. I give you 10/10.

2007-01-08 13:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0 0

10/10

2007-01-08 21:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0 0

That's funny 10 / 10

2007-01-08 21:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A little idiotic and stupid and i still don't know what the doctor meant.
7/10 Not bad

2007-01-08 21:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Hmmm Andrew ♣ 2 · 0 0

I give it 8 out of 10. nice job

2007-01-08 22:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by jelly 3 · 0 0

Very funny! 10/10

2007-01-08 21:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I give it an 9/10. I think that it was very funny :)

2007-01-08 21:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Me 2 · 0 0

Funny..
wonder why his wife didn't join them. Maybe she did not like it as much as the pigs did.

2007-01-08 21:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

it's a cute joke, I would give it a 10

2007-01-08 21:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0 0

Oh, so delightfully tasteless. 3.5 out of 5

2007-01-08 21:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by rawson_wayne 3 · 0 0

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