A man in mental hospital was standing on window shelf and peeing out. His doc, who happened to be walking below the window, looked up when the patient stopped or cut peeing in the middle. Doc thought that his patient is feeling shame, thus recovering from madness. Then, he asked his patient,
"Why did you stop peeing?", to which the patient answered,
"I stopped because you might grab my urine and pull me fall down."
2007-01-08 13:25:40 · 8 answers · asked by Бадьгаа 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He's in bad shape, I think..
There once was a man in the Mental Hospital and
after months of medication, and consultations, he
was told he could go home. So the day came and
he was happily shaving in front of a mirror with a straight razer, getting ready for his release.. He had his eyes closed and was swinging his arms around, razer and all, as if listening to music, when
he accidentally cut the cord holding up the mirror, which fell to the floor.
Hearing the noise, he opens his eyes, and seeing no mirror or reflection, and says,
“ Damn it, just when I was almost out of here, I had to go cut my fool head off!”
2007-01-08 13:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well that might be why he is in a mental hospital.
2007-01-08 21:53:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
Whoever can figure this one out is a genius.
2007-01-08 21:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Hmmm Andrew ♣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh.. alright.. but i didn't laugh
2007-01-08 22:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ poor man, he need serious help...
2007-01-08 21:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by msdrosi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-12 18:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-01-08 21:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by kelly r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....no wonder why he is in there
2007-01-08 22:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋