J o k e ...... n o t a q u e s t i o n!!!?

Question

Mick is in court for a double murder. The judge says, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A man at the back of the courtroom yells our, "You bas***d!"
The judge continues. "You are also charged with beating your wife's lover to death with a spanner."
The man yells out again. "You absolute bas***d!"
The judge looks at the man and says, "Sir, I can understand your anger at this crime, but I will have no more outbursts. If you have anything to say, say it now."
The man gets up and says, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that bas***d and every time I asked to borrow a bloody spanner, he said he didn't have one!" :)

Answer 1

I loved it, I just told my work mates and they are in stitches, must get on and do some work now.

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

LOL, Ha.ha.ha.ha, I hardly can wait to tell my friends at the pub next Friday, Thanks a lot. Another good thing is that I can tell the joke in Spanish without missing the meaning.

Answer 4

good one!!! any way at the beginning was the guy saying bas***d at the judge or the dood getting charged?
(im stupid i know)
wai i red it again for the third time its the dood being charged

Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

Answer 6

Haha...cute

Answer 7

made me lagh out loud,sorry if I appear all pc didn't want to upset any 1 by using lol,

Answer 8

good one fingers 10/10

Answer 9

LOL, I take it Mick and his neighbour are Irish or Welsh:))

Answer 10

I liked it..... it was pretty good 7/10