What jokes do you find better?

Question

Pick one out of the picks below

- Blond Jokes
- Red Neck Jokes
- Yo mama Jokes
- Other Jokes

Answer 1

I find blond jokes, to be very funny.

Answer 2

All! except for Blond, red neck, jokes

Answer 3

red neck jokes

Answer 4

Yo mama jokes. :D

Answer 5

I love yo momma jokes, but I love racial jokes more..

Answer 6

red neck jokes...
hahaha


Learn ta Speak Redneck

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh
bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things
gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is
gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup
truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in
Paris sometime."

HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
HOD - adverb. Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the
University of Alabama?"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!


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Answer 7

redneck definitely..yo mama jokes are so played out

Answer 8

blonde jokes

heres one...3 workers sat together durring a lunch break(blonde, brunette, red head). the red head opened her junch and said"EWWWWWWW!if i ever get a pb and j again imgonna kill myself". the brunette opened her lunchbox and said"if i ever get matloaf again ill kill myself". and the blonde said"if i ever get a turkey sandwich again im gonna kill myself".the next day they all got the same thing and all killed themselves. at the funeral the husbands were talking. the husband of the red head said"if i knew she didnt like pb and j i wouldnt have packed it".the brunettes husband said"if i knew she didnt like meatloaf i never would have packed it".the husband of the blonde said"my wife packed her own lunch"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

blonde jokes, my daughter is definetly a blonde

Answer 10

red neck jokes becas i blond an i nat dum!! ( lol !!!! )