For example when my son was two he called applesauce a**h0le sauce....
2007-01-08 11:56:29 · 26 answers · asked by Sylvia 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
i knew i was going to get some good laughs from this one!
2007-01-08 12:09:27 · update #1
My son loved "titties", known to the rest of us as kitties!! Very embarrassing at friend's houses and pet stores!!!
2007-01-08 12:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by mom-knows-best 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
the day handed by after lunch I had an ice cream. My daughter inspite of the indisputable fact that did not, because she did not devour her lunch. She were given over being disillusioned. ANd a short even as later she change into taking area in Ice cream keep. She suggested to her daddy she change into retendings, desire ice cweam daddy? DH suggested 'what did she say?" I suggested she is PREtending.
2016-12-02 00:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by schiavone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son is obsessed with Thomas the train, they have a train on there named Percy, but my son always calls him P**SY. But the funniest things he says always come from songs, He once looked at our waitress and told here I'm bring sexy back (justin timberlake song) A while ago my husband and i rented little missunshine a really cute move and the song superfreak was in it. My son now runs around singing shes a super freak.
2007-01-08 12:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by coliepollie22 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sloppy Joes are sloppy jokes. Cookies used to be clookie lookies. One that was embarrassing that I always had to explain was when she said frog it came out as f*ck! That was great because at the time her favorite toy was a frog so everyone got to hear it everywhere we went!
2007-01-08 12:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son called the elevator the "alligator". He told a lady at the doctors office he wanted to ride in the alligator!
2007-01-08 12:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Samantha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Piddicious for Ridiculous
2007-01-08 15:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Enjoying Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the beginning...frog was pronounced f**k! and the funniest one of all...the word clock was pronounced c**k. It made us crack up all the time but we had to try our best not to laugh! Kids say the darndest things! They are so cute.
2007-01-08 12:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by mommyto2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This just came out of my five year olds mouth last night. He said, "Mommy, when are you gonna shave your mangina?" He apparently heard me talking to my mom the other day, and I was talking about I had to shave before I went to the gyno. He listens to everything and then repeats it.
2007-01-08 12:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Good Gushy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lasagna = Pissonya
Waffles = Wobbles
Squirrel = squeels
2007-01-08 12:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One child called Woody from Toy Story "Doobie". The other would say "Fire F**k Girls" instead of Power Puff Girls!
2007-01-08 12:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by fennamason 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋