A magician is working on a cruise liner. One of his first tricks he produces a parrot out of a hat to the audiences surprise. He puts the parrot on a stand at the side of the stage. The magician then does some card tricks but every night the parrot gives the game away. Its up his sleeve squarks the parrot , or its the ace of spades, or when the magician tries to make something vanish the parrot squarks its under the table and ruins the trick. 4 nights into the cruise the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. All thats left floating is the magician clinging to a piece of debris. then suddenly out of the sky flies the parrot and lands on the magicians shoulder. the magician looks at the parrot and the parrot stares back at the magician. After 10 minites of silence the parrot says . O.K. youv'e got me .What have you done with the ship?
2007-01-08 11:52:09 · 8 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you! It's been years since I heard this one.
It's a classic. Funny without being rude or racist!
I'm proud of you!
2007-01-08 11:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cute. It is a pretty good joke. 6/10
2007-01-08 11:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean joke, makes a change, not that i mind the crude ones:))
2007-01-08 13:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-08 11:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by ...,,,,~~~~!!!````!!!~~~~,,,,... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! ha ha ha
2007-01-08 18:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee. i love it!
2007-01-08 20:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lolololololol
:-D
2007-01-08 11:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ cute. Thanks!
2007-01-08 14:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by msdrosi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋