My father, recently retired, has applied weedkiller to his lawn in the shape of some boobies. So, now, there is a yellowy patch on the lawn, in the shape of voluptuous breasts. Obviously, my mother is concerned over his mental state and what they neighbours will say. His only response to our questions on the issue was 'I just love boobies'. He is 64 and other than this bizarre incident, he is a calm, dignified sort of gent. Should I do more about this?
2007-01-08 11:49:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Put some nipples on them lad!!
2007-01-08 11:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Cyfran 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He is 64 and other than this bizarre incident, he is a calm, dignified sort of gent.
Therefore, be a gentle man and dont imagine vouptuous breasts in the yellowy patch, though it is common for all young to imagine like that.
After all it is a lawn.
2007-01-08 20:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pearlsawme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is there enough room to finish the picture? Put some wide hips on it and give it a Brazilian Wax. That should keep the neighbors or any pilots happy.
That man is a genius. I have to come up with something better.
2007-01-08 23:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by Belize69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, don't worry about this.
My brother did the same thing when he was 14 - he was cutting the lawn, and doodled a big penis into it with the lawnmower.
I think it's quite funny in a silly way - maybe your dad was just feeling a bit bored and fancied a laugh.
2007-01-08 20:02:10 · answer #4 · answered by thevinternet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that his missus should sort him out, hes prob at the stage where he wants to start having sex again- i know its not nice to hear but every man has his moments and no matter how old they get they'll still be having these thoughts. i think he is sexually aroused.
either that or he has a ill
ness- why not try chat to him- man to man and if he opens up hes just a horny old man. if he doesnt react id tell the doc and get tests done
2007-01-11 12:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry my friend it seems like your father has a funny side to life no dont try and get his head examined he will do it all the more just let it slide for now dont make mountains out of molle hills ( sorry about the pun)but dad seems to have enjoyed the look on your faces just keep your eye on him but no so he notices god he is only 64 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ I am 52)
2007-01-11 04:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by The tagg master 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe he needs some love and attention. He's probably bord since he retired, what else is there for him to do. See if you can find something to do. Other then that just laugh with him!
2007-01-08 19:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by nalerij 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy him a beer
on a more serious note my father did some strange things when he first retired but i just put it down to the sudden life change
2007-01-08 19:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by paxo72 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he should see a couselor. Or, if he won't go, suggest that your Mom go alone. She is the one who is embarassed by this.
You could always gather a few of his neighbors together and confront him with them. I woul think some of the neighboring women would be incensed by this. It is a form of sexual harassment to his surrounding community.
2007-01-08 19:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by domesticgoddess 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's the reversal to youth. Sometimes you have to do something childish to keep you sane.
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2007-01-08 19:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋