what are some funny jokes that u like?
2007-01-08 11:46:22 · 7 answers · asked by taekwondobeatu02 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many children with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
LET"S RIDE BIKES!!!
2007-01-08 11:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi B 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I hope none of the woman reading this take this personal or seriously. It is just a joke (and I have read many slams woman have done to men on this site)
What is the difference between a bloodthirsty, vicious, violent terrorist who is holding hostages, and a woman who feels she just has to have that overpriced purse because it goes perfectly with her outfit, when the family is on a tight budget?
The terrorist can be reasoned with.
2007-01-08 19:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by rhino 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man is stranded in the desert and has been there for 5 days w/o food or H2O. He sees a man on a camel in the distance and when they meet he asks if he can have his camel. The man says, "ok, but this is a strange camel.You have to say 'Go' to make it stop and 'Praise the Lord'". So the man kept saying 'Praise the Lord' to make him go faster. Then, in the distance he sees a cliff and it was coming up fast.He yells,"STOP,STOP, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!", and the camel stops at the edge of the cliff!"Praise the Lord"
:-D lol
2007-01-08 19:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by !!! 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I told this one the other day. What do women and tornados have in common? They both moan when they're coming and take the house when they leave.
2007-01-08 20:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear
2007-01-08 19:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um... all yo momma jokes!
2007-01-08 20:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes??
A: a FSH (pronounced ffssshhhh)
2007-01-08 19:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by xoerika 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋