A woman went to the doctor saying that she was fed up with her small breasts...the doctor suggested a revolutionary new method from America.'At exactly the same time every day for a week you must take your boobs out move them up and down in your hands saying..".I must...I must...I must increase my bust" '
The woman tried this and every day at 4pm she went into her bedroom and carried out the ritual.
On the 5th day she was in Tescos and was kept talking by a friend,she looked at her watch...3.59pm...she rushed behind a quiet isle,took off her bra and started repeating..I must... I must ..
..I must increase my bust. Just then she noticed a creepy man leering at her from behind the next aisle..."What do you want?" she snapped. The man said.".Hee ..you go to Dr Kildary don't you?" "How do you know that?"
" Hee...hee" he said lecherously.." hickory dickory dock........
2007-01-08 11:28:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one.
On a similar theme…..a woman went to the doctor’s and complained about her sex life being very tame. The doctor said “Slip one of these tablets in his tea and see what happens.”
She came back a week later raising hell. “You should be struck off!” “You’re a quack!”
The doctor calmed her down and then sat her down. “Now tell me. What happened?”
The woman said “Well, I popped one of those tablets in his tea.”
“Yes?” said the doctor.
“Well I waited to see what happened.” She replied. “Not a lot for 30 minutes.”
“And then what?” asked the doctor.
“He made mad passionate love to me.”
“Well? What more do you want?” he asked.
“Well by that time we’d gone shopping and I Daren't’ show my face at the bacon counter in Tesco’s again”
2007-01-08 11:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 19:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is old school but still a good joke 6/10.
2007-01-08 19:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. This is the latest commercial for "Tescos", and You are running it by Us to see if it works, right?
2007-01-08 19:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE O.A.P WHO TOOK HIS VIAGRA TABLETS IN MISTAKE FOR HIS SLEEPING PILLS? HE HAD TO GO & LIE DOWN AND HAVE 40 W*NKS.
2007-01-10 14:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by G ossy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good.. can't beat a chuckle or to can ya.
10/10
2007-01-09 07:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a cute one
gave me a chuckle
2007-01-08 19:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one ... what about the man who got a viagra tab stuck in his throat!!!!!!! next morning he had a stiff neck!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-10 17:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by lynette_shaw2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one made me laugh anyway
2007-01-09 06:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one made me laugh
2007-01-09 06:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋