If I go on an all seed diet, will I start to grow a beak?

Question

I'm tired of all the fuss with teeth and gums. Do doctors surgically install beaks for their patients?

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Answer 1

try putting your food into a blender first

Answer 2

As long as you plan on staying Free Range, this is a perfect plan. Don't let them talk you into the egg battery diet though. They'll end up cutting off the tip of your beak and begin feeding you through a chute.

Answer 3

Be careful, I once ate a large number of buns, I awoke the next morning to find an elephants trunk where my nose should be. Needless to say life was very difficult at this time, although I have to say, I didn't have to kiss my wife anymore and showering was fun and quick.

Answer 4

Yah in kentucky doctors do a;lot of things NO dr would even consider trying, case in point, my brother was in a fight lost his index finger, I took him to this Back yard dr if you know what I mean, guess where My brothers finger is now, and to top it off it really works, The dr sowed his finger on the side of his leg, now every time my brother moves that leg, and hes wearing shorts like one does in the summer, it looks like your getting flipped off!

Answer 5

They just want to make money. As long as you have good dental hygiene, your doing better than most. Squawk squawk, I like sunflower seeds the most or was that pumpkin seeds. I know that if you eat a watermelon seed you end up knocked up.

Answer 6

Absolutely!

Answer 7

yes; however you will not be able to talk properly, you will sound like a talking bird. It is difficult to talk without your teeth. You will also grow feathers too.

Answer 8

Only for the ones who are birdbrains.

Answer 9

If you ask reeeeeaalllyy nicely.