Q. whats the definition of macho?
A. joggin home after a vasectomy
Q. Whats the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?
A. a bloke will search for a golf ball
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. because its worth it.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. they both like a tight seal.
Q.How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. its not hard.
Q. Whats the difference between medium and rare?
A. six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub there eyes when they get up in a morning?
A.They dont have any balls to scratch.
2007-01-08 11:19:53 · 9 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved the medium and rare one, lol.
Here's one for ya
Why is beer better than a woman
If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
2007-01-08 12:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by louisem28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-08 11:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them all but my favourite is the tupperware one!!!
2007-01-08 11:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK.
A 7 in my book!
2007-01-08 11:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2007-01-08 11:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny!!!
2007-01-08 13:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnieeee!!! thank you
2007-01-08 11:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tupperware ha ha ha ha hee hee hee ho ho ho
2007-01-08 19:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !
2007-01-08 11:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋