A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" he asked again.
The old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!!"
2007-01-08 11:08:23 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go girl good one 10/10
2007-01-08 22:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 9/10!
2007-01-08 11:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless poor old Grandma!
2007-01-08 13:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LOL! This is cute. 7/10
2007-01-08 11:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Girl on a bus,leans forward to tell her mother" Mom,the man next to me is masturbating" ..."Ignore him dear..."........" I can't...he's using my hand!"
2)Woman walks up to a tramp(hobo) in a park and says abruptly.." Hey you...your **** is sticking out" The tramp replied ." Don't flatter yourself lady,it's only hanging!"
2007-01-08 11:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ew, that gave me bad imagery. D:
2007-01-08 11:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one.......rub some toilet tissue between your breasts......it's worked on your backside !!!!! lol lol lol
2007-01-08 22:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good yin X
2007-01-08 11:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stiff legs, old ****?
2007-01-08 11:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just silly
2007-01-08 19:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋