On the flightdeck over Portugal ,the captain turns on the intercom.Ladies and gentlemen ,we are currently at 33000 feet with a speed of 430 miles per hour. Enjoy your flight and you can contact the cabin crew if you require assistance.He then forgets to turn off the intercom.Turns to his first officer and says, talking of flight crew , you know the blonde one? Well I'm gonna go for a dump ,then I'm going down to the galley ,rip her pants off and give her the best seeing to shes ever had.At this point the blonde attendant is running up the centre isle to the cockpit to stop the broadcast. Shes almost reached the cockpit door when an old lady sticks out a leg and trips her up. What did you do that for says the attendant? Well says the old lady, its no use you rushing , he hasnt been for a dump yet!
2007-01-08 11:00:53 · 6 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-01-08 11:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad and kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-01-08 11:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-01-08 11:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by tina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, I've heard it before but it's a good one
2007-01-08 19:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl how embarassin
2007-01-08 11:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amusing
2007-01-08 20:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋