I think my fiance is pregnant. Will she be able to do the yardwork, clean the house, work 2 jobs and take care of me. Or should I leave her.
2007-01-08 10:17:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So many great answers. It's a shame I can only choose one.
2007-01-08 10:27:02 · update #1
Now simmer down. Before you jump to conclusions, stop and think... Just how hardy is this gal?
When she's chopping wood, and hacks her leg with the axe, does she cry and ask you to take her to the hospital, or does she pop on a tourniquet and keep going?
When she's sick, does she whine and cry, or does she throw up, shake it off, and go back to the housework?
When you smack her down, does she get back up and wash your car?
See what I'm saying? If your woman is worth anything at all, don't worry, she'll be up and around a couple hours after she drops that kid.
Get a beer and sit down. You're stressing yourself out over nothing.
2007-01-08 13:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
There is something wrong with you. If I was with you and read this I wouldn't be your fiance any more. I swear boys like you. And I say boys like you because only a boy would say something that selfish and stupid. If you was a real man your fiance being pregnant wouldn't even be an issue. God grow up.
2007-01-08 18:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
OMG.........................Help her! You should see the movie "Children of Men" it's about how women can't get pregnant and it's up to the men to have kids.You can't just leave a pregnant women do the yardwork, clean the house, work 2 jobs and take care of you. She needs you!
2007-01-08 18:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
man leave her.... is that all she can do...
she should be doing much much more like being
bare foot and pregnant and in the kitchen ,with a pot in her hand,
so she can pop you over the head for asking such a stupid a#$ question, plus she should have a shoe ,for her to put her foot so far up you butt, you'll be tasting Nike for the whole nine months
jack a*%
2007-01-08 19:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by shawnreed25 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think it's more probable she'll leave you. Flick you off like a piece of snot from a finger.
2007-01-08 18:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
don't leave her. if you truly love her you would stay with her. help her out with some of the work because you both have a lot to deal with now. just think about stuff first before making stupid choices.
2007-01-08 18:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ree 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
She will probably leave you to be with the father of her child.
Then you can move back in with your Mom.
2007-01-08 18:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by warp 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Y WOULD YOU LEAVE HER!?!?
You should hav known those things can happen if ur not carefull
And if you love her (u should cause she's ur fiance) you'll stick together
Plus -- she'll be getting very emtoinal now dat she's pregnant -- she'll be very upset if you leave
2007-01-08 18:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by rok_chalk_jhawk 1 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You should stay, maybe do some housework. Don't worry, once your kid grows up some, you'll have even less to do. :o
2007-01-08 18:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...You would let her do the yard work? Most men like doing that themselves, so I guess you arent really a man...oh well sucks for her I guess...
2007-01-08 18:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋