i said 'What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?'
'dunno' he said
'throw all your dirty washing in!' I replied
'you sick bastard, my gran was epileptic and she died in the bath' came the reply
'oh im sorry mate i didnt mean to offend you,really' i said
'yeah, she choked on a sock.........'
sorry if this offends but u have to admit its quite good eh?
2007-01-08 09:57:50 · 26 answers · asked by Fran G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well... im epileptic... but... i guess it was ok. I can take a joke and all... dont get me wrong - i dunno... guess it didnt hit me the same. Keep em coming though.
2007-01-08 10:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Kermit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-01-08 10:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy went right into a bar and regarded up (bcuz the menu replaced into putting from chains on the ceiling) and observed a extensive poultry he had under no circumstances seen b4. the guy asked the bartender, "whoa, what type of a poultry is that?" the bartender mentioned, "its a crunchie poultry. if u toss something, something, up into the air and say 'crunchie poultry the...' then regardless of u threw into the air, the poultry will swoop down and wreck it." the guy replaced into curious as to the birds incredible destroying expertise and asked, "relatively?" and the bartender grabbed a newspaper and threw it interior the air and mentioned, "crunchie poultry the newspaper" the poultry swooped down and destroyed the paper with its talons the guy replaced into so surprised he began doing this. first together with his left shoe, then his authentic, then his hat, and then very nearly each thing else that he would desire to throw. after a at the same time as, a super, fat, previous, tattooed guy walked in, observed the poultry and yelled, "what the heck form'a poultry is that?!?" the guy replied, "its a crunchie poultry..." yet b4 the guy had ne time 2 clarify, the biker mentioned "crunchie poultry my butt!"
2016-10-30 09:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by alyson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gets an 8. Sick but funny.
2007-01-08 10:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry to if anyone is offended but it is funny 10/10
2007-01-08 10:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is quite good.
but not the best joke I have heard and it didn't actually make me laugh out loud but then I will be telling it to somebody else.
So it was OK.
all the best for the new year mate!!
2007-01-08 10:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by Judie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 10:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh... I've heard funnier but the set up is good!! Oh you didn't offend me. It's hard to offend me.
2007-01-08 10:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-01-08 10:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That aint funny but i get it
2007-01-08 09:59:54 · answer #10 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋