A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-01-08 09:38:38 · 52 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, the blind fellow need not explain it SIX times. This blonde got it. LOL
2007-01-08 09:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mary W 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
Here's mine.... (it's somewhat raunchy in a way)...
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle andannounced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, *****." (FUNNY EH?)
2007-01-08 10:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by nessadipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT! Best blonde joke I've heard in a while.
Have you heard this one?
A blonde is walking down the street and sees another blonde in a rowboat sitting in the middle of a cotton patch.
The first blonde yells, "Hey you in the row boat. It'sgirls like you give us blondes a bad reputation!"
The blonde in the rowboat yells back, "What you gonna do about it?"
The first blonde says, "I would kick your a** that's what ... but I can't swim."
2007-01-08 09:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by Average Joe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really good. If I had to rate it between 1 and 10 it would be a 8.
2007-01-08 09:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by crazy4lost22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ees a gooood blonde joke. I like. High Fieeve!
2007-01-08 09:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Thats funny.
2007-01-08 09:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love 'em, a 7. At least you got your point back for the question.
2007-01-08 10:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is SO funny! I've heard it before but I laughed out loud again.
2007-01-08 09:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by carol j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one. 10/10! Keep them coming!
2007-01-08 09:58:37 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA, HA , HA, I am laughing so yes it is funny. Blondes & Disabilities- aren't they the same thing??
2007-01-08 09:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋