A guy goes to the doctor with a hemmroid problem. The doctor gives him some suppositories and tells him to come back in a month.
The guy gets home and opens the box, but he's never seen a suppository before. He ask's his wife, "How do I take this medicine?"
She says, "I don't know - they look like they would melt in your coffee."
So that's the way he takes them for the whole month - he melts them in his coffee. He goes back to the doctor after the month passed and the doctor asked him, "Well, how do you feel? How is your hemmroid problem now?"
The guy says, "Doc, not only did those things taste awful, but for all the good they did me I might as well have been shoving them up my rear end."
2007-01-08
09:13:59
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