paddy and mick are in a pub when a smartly dressed man walks in. paddy says 'im going to ask him what he does for a living'. He walks up to the man and asks him what his job is. 'Im a doctor of logic' the man replies. 'Whats that?' asks paddy. 'Let me show' you he says.Do you have a goldfish? asks the man'yes I do' says paddy'and is it in a pond or a tank?'
'its in a pond' says paddy'so i assume you have a large garden then' says the man 'thats logic''And from that i guess you have a large house''its a very big house' says paddy
'so you probably have kids then' 'thats logic'
thats amazing replies paddy'and a wife i suppose' . 'thats just logic' says the man. paddy is amazed.'probably means you dont masturbate then' 'thats logic'.'no need to'says paddy 'a shags there anytime i want it'.paddy returns to mick and tells mick about the man. 'a doctor of logic? whats that then?''let me show you' paddy says'do you have a goldfish?' he asks mick. 'no I dont'. well u must be a wanker then!'
2007-01-08 09:11:30 · 21 answers · asked by Fran G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha very funny 10/10
2007-01-08 09:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best jokes Ive seen on here for some time 10/10.
2007-01-12 05:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesum, ye cany beat a guid paddy n mick joke
PADDY N MICK WALKING DOWN THE ROAD
PADDY SAYS "Mick wid ye look at dat forrest oar there"
MICK REPLYS " Sorry paddy canny see it for those trees!
2007-01-08 21:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by big ron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.haha.'
Bloke throws darts in a fair, gets a prize of a tortoise. Goes away.
Comes back, I'll have three more darts, but if I win, no meat pies! That last one had a bloody hard drust!
2007-01-08 17:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad a 6.
2007-01-08 17:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very thoughtful logic !
2007-01-11 20:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-08 17:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i know its pretty lame, but i was in fits when i read it.
lol very good 10/10. honestly the best joke i've heard all day. thanks i really needed a good laugh!
2007-01-08 18:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a bit (gold) fishy to me.
2007-01-08 17:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes sense to me
2007-01-09 03:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋