We go to Sunnyville Retirement home where old Jack and very old Jim are whiling away the morning in the lounge.
Jack leans over towards Jim and says, quietly
"Jim, I hate to embarrass you, but do you know you've got a suppository in your ear?"
"What?" says Jim.
Jack coughs, and trying to raise his voice but not too much repeats; "I said, you've got a suppository in your ear!"
Jim replies "Do I suppose it worries her? Who? What?"
Losing patience Jack yells, "YOU'VE GOT A SUPPOSITORY IN YOUR EAR!"
Old Jim gives a start and 'pop', pulls the thing out of his ear.
"Oh!" he says, "now I know where I put my hearing aid!"
2007-01-08
09:05:55
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