classy chic..?

Question

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.

He took her up to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.

Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions of famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.

He asked her if she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it is the nectar of the gods, Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the delicate liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sounds of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I am transported into another world."

"On the other hand, Port makes me fart."

Answer 1

Lol

Answer 2

Umm...not sure how to answer. I guess she was classy up until the last line. There she is honest, but a little too much information to the point of possibly grossness :P

Answer 3

ow women do fart then they all say they dont they do but you cant hear them there farts all come out with slippers on 10/10

Answer 4

not funny sorry 2/10

Answer 5

It's OK a 6.

Answer 6

Now that's a classy chick!!

Answer 7

I wouldn't quit your day job, just yet.

Answer 8

Yep i like it

Answer 9

she is one classy lady

Answer 10

good one