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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his
poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his
migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the Doctor, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm
going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school,
but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have
a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a
while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can
stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I
get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is
killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the
headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and
see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took
your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for
17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."

2007-01-08 08:58:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

well it was the doc that told him to do it i would have done the same 9/10

2007-01-08 09:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO. Can't show my hubby this one. It really works, though.
When I get really bad migraines, we'll have sex and they DO go away. Works for plain old headaches, too! Problem is, my migraines are getting more frequent. Hubby isn't complaining, though. I wish i knew a way to PREVENT them.

2007-01-08 09:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by flipdout2 5 · 0 0

Yeah, who didn't see that one coming...

Not too original... I give it a half a thumb up

2007-01-10 05:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh that's funny, i can just imagine the docs face

2007-01-08 10:04:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice one

2007-01-08 09:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by blazing_star 3 · 0 0

http://www.neurologyreviews.com/feb04/nr_feb04_foramen.html

2007-01-09 10:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one

2007-01-08 10:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0 0

good one

2007-01-08 09:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

lmao

2007-01-08 09:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

lmfao

2007-01-08 10:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0 0

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