A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I`ve had s*x with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, " You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary`s".
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "who is this Fannie Green"? The sinner replies, "a new woman in the neighbourhood."
"very well" says the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary`s ."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men`s eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "is that Fannie green? The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes.........."
2007-01-08 08:44:09 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!
2007-01-08 09:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two very big thumbs up! hahah funny stuff!
Think of some new funny ones on your long work shift! See ya when you get back!
2007-01-08 09:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny tink 10/10 your on a long work shift 2 days
2007-01-08 08:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 10:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-01-12 06:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. it took a little while for me to get, but on some days i can be slow. post some more
2007-01-10 08:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehhehe!!! I think thats a cracker!! Thumbs up girl!
2007-01-08 08:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! A good one! I was expecting something entirely different! Have a good shift.
2007-01-08 11:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and very descriptive.
2007-01-08 08:46:13 · answer #9 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocking - & in a church, too!!! Good joke from you, though.
2007-01-08 08:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋