once upon a time?

Question

there was a non conforming sparrow who decided not to fly South for the winter. How ever the weather soon turned cold and he decided he must go South. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a Farmyard nearly frozen solid. A cow passed by where he had fallen and cr.apped on him. The sparrow thought it was the end but the warm manure thawed out his wings, Warm and happy and able to breathe he started to sing, just then a cat came by and heard the chirping. He scraped away the manure and promptly ate the bird

And the moral of the story is
Every one who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
Every one who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend
And if your warm and happy in a pile of crap you might just want to keep your mouth shut.

ok sorry i didn't know. i dont sit here 24 seven so excuse me please..lilhotts

Answer 1

This is the most adorable thing I've heard all day (and I hear my fair share of adorable) Thanks for the advice:o)

Answer 2

Funny but sparrows don't fly south.

Answer 3

Not bad. Nice! 8/10!

Answer 4

I've heard it before but i still think it's really cool and funny.

Answer 5

chicken meow moo ming the cat had for tea then chris w

Answer 6

I think that's brilliant, don't listen to the grumpy sods out there.

Answer 7

i liked it

and an old joke to one is a new joke to another

still love you hehe

Answer 8

Okay, that was kinda funny. 5/10

^_^

Answer 9

Well I've not heard that one before. lol

Answer 10

ha ha