Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-01-08 08:27:34 · 11 answers · asked by *NuBCaKe* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is an adorable joke. I cannot wait to share it with my friends......
Thanks for making me laugh today...
2007-01-08 08:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by SD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that become humorous I had to deliver it to three human beings. I laughed so not hassle-free.LOL ANd the better section is you advised it accurate.LOL I hate even as human beings attempt to inform jokes on right here and mess them up takes the humorous accurate out of them.LOL
2016-12-28 10:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by entwisle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny but seriously there are still places in the world where people eat humans. Me i eat ANYTHING as long as it doesnt bite me first. Good luck
2007-01-08 08:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by x1sun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I've heard this joke many times...still kinda funny I guess. 4/10 since I've heard it already
^_^
2007-01-08 08:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-01-08 08:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by MONIQUE M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha very cute i like it
2007-01-08 08:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao...very funny
2007-01-08 12:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha lol poor thing!!!
2007-01-08 08:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO
that is so funny !
2007-01-08 08:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by lalanoesbest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-08 09:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋