Thou good and faithful servant,thou hast passed from death unto life eternal
OR
Thou wicked and perverse servant,depart from me,thou has thy place in the lake of fire.
Remember:Which one He said is based on weater or not you beieve in Christ as Lord and saviour.
2007-01-08 08:14:53 · 34 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am sorry to inform you that Jesus passed away , of violent death sometime ago. He will not say anything anymore.
2007-01-08 08:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Don't you ever stop? Seriously. These questions you ask are so redundant and don't show off your intelligence very well.
I don't think Jesus will say anything to me because I'll probably be born into my next life very quickly and we won't have time to look each other up and have a philosophical debate. The world needs loving, open minded people (like me) too badly for me to be hanging around on the ethereal plane very long.
You, on the other hand....
)O(
2007-01-08 08:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou wicked and perverse servant,depart from me,thou has thy place in the lake of fire.
Ah well. At least it will be warm. And there will be good music. Ooo - and with any luck, Vincent Price will be there. Damn, I've always wanted to meet him.
Actually...thanks Jesus, hell could turn out to be a great move for me.
2007-01-08 08:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Tom A 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
He would say the first thing. "thou good and faithful servant, thou hast from death unto eternal life" And I would only go to heaven b/c Jesus saved me from my many many sins. I wouldn't go to Heaven b/c of anything good that i woild have done.
2007-01-08 08:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by OnFireForJesus! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That he wished there were more people with a brain trying to get to Heaven and not a bunch of ***-kissing lemmings who's idea of "faith" is reading a badly comprised series of stories about him that were written many years after he died and blindly following it. And he'd probably thank me for using the brain God gave me to question and reason things out so that I could understand my own destiny.
2007-01-08 08:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he would say that I was a semi good and faithful servant who messed up an awful lot. Where as The Atheists would tell me that I'm just as bad as some of them. Guess what, Christians make mistakes too.
2007-01-08 08:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Hi T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if jesus lets murderers and rapists into heaven and deny those with good hearts based solely on whether or not they believe in jesus. then there is more wrong there then not.
and thus i would ask, which would i rather be surrounded by? believers who murdered and raped? or non-believers who led good lives.
not a very tough decision here.
2007-01-08 08:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He will tell me that he knows what a loving heart i have and no matter what,i always tried to be the best person i could be.....welcome home...your cat has been waiting for you!
2007-01-08 08:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank me for believing in him and his father during the rough times as well as the good while never loosing my faith especially while being persecuted and ridiculed for believing in him by angry non believers and he would also praise me for trying to be the best christian that i can be even though i have sinned numerous times.
2007-01-08 08:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus would offer me a toke and tell me to join the party.
2007-01-08 08:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by Tlazohtzin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instead of working so hard to convert those who will never believe, why not just be happy in your faith?
2007-01-08 08:18:32 · answer #11 · answered by link955 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋