Here is how i would die:
On top of a tall building. Helicopter is pounding my chest full of bullets from its machine gun. It keeps shooting me until i am really close to the ledge. I am close to the ledge. Bullet hits my neck and i fall over the edge. On my way down as i am falling, helicopter continues to keep shooting me. I splatter unto the concrete sidewalk below. The person who was in control of the helicopter takes my splattered remains and burns it in a large fireplace.
2007-01-08 08:00:54 · 29 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An asteroid about the size of a Volkswagen Beetle lazily turns end over end as into Earth's gravity well. It gains speed, its icy coating melting away in a soundless cloud of steam as it strikes the first wisps of atmosphere.
A low, ominous rumble vibrates an otherwise clear, sunny sky. The asteroid is moving a good 1300 miles per hour. Its surface glows red hot with residual heat from reentry.
Dead silence as the asteroid it tumbles toward a rocky crag...then strikes. Brief but thunderous, one distant onlooker later describes it as "what God clearing his throat would have sounded like."
Me, I'm in bed ten miles from the impact site. I'm not alone, and I'm completely absorbed in her and what we're doing. At the moment the asteroid strikes, I'm busy peeking at her as she nears peaking of a different sort. The former space rock causes a tremor that sets seismographs twitching all up and down the Eastern seaboard.
She screams my name. I can't hear it, I can only tell because I can read lips. She thrashes urgently.
As the impact tremor subsides, she opens her eyes and whispers "the Earth moved."
"Heh," I say with satisfaction, taking all the credit.
Then I slowly drift off.
2007-01-08 08:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why cant you summon a number of your relatives or friends to go back for your help ? if that change into my friend or strong pal i might want to be there in a heartbeat- you may want to easily get extra effective when you're faraway from this human being who's draining the existence out of you- so do not destroy up yet, merely call your troops in- you may negotiate your divorce words related to healthcare out of state and be with loving friends and relatives and probably stay longer fortunately- godspeed
2016-12-02 00:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by minogue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh. Interesting visual. ;-)
I guess, if I have to choose, I would want to die protecting somebody I love. That would be kinda cool, wouldn't it? Hopefully it'll never come down to that, but I'd certainly take a bullet for the people in my life.
2007-01-08 08:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the way Scarface died in the movie, except the getting shot in the back with a double barrel sawed-off shotgun part
2007-01-09 09:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by George R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of natural causes when I'm 100 and something with the largest diamond in the world.
2007-01-09 09:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!! Mine's nowhere near as creative. I want to die of laughter. I love how you specified that the fireplace would be large.
2007-01-08 08:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The coolest way to leave this earth is on the Space Shuttle right now!
2007-01-08 08:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by txkathidy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A COOL WAY TO DIE: jumping out of a plane trying to propose to my wife on national TV.
2007-01-08 08:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by LC 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quickly, quietly, painlessly & led by Christ Himself to Heaven before all Hell breaks loose on Earth after I've served my life's purpose & my children have been married & had kids of their own.
2007-01-08 08:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by Li'l Critter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, yes. Incredibly painful, yes. (it hurts to get shot!)
The coolest way to die has got to be because your parachute didn't open. Quick, painless, a great ride on the way down, and you get to make the evening news.
2007-01-08 08:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋