There is an old man sitting at the end of a bar. He hears the door open and he watches the person come in. Well, this isn't just an ordinary person. This is the biggest punk person in the world. He has the green, spiky mohawk. He's got the face paint on. He's got the biggest earrings you'll ever see. The old man stares at him as the man walks to the bar. The man catches the old guy staring at him and says "HEY! What are you staring at? Haven't you done anything crazy in your life old man?" The old man swigs his drink and stares in the eyes of the punk dude. He finally says, "Yeah...I have. I got really drunk one night and screwed a parrot. I just wanted to see if you were my kid."
2007-01-08 07:45:11 · 32 answers · asked by scoobydoo316316 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats pretty funny that pretty much made my day
2007-01-08 08:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by denny A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-01-08 08:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-01-08 07:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-01-08 08:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by black_gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-01-08 13:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by bkewlv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh its funny but on a 1 to 10 i give it a 5
2007-01-08 08:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by remigio_castaldini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-08 07:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK 10/10 I actually laughed out loud.
By they way whens the old guys funeral?
2007-01-08 07:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing. Thumbs up and a 9.
2007-01-08 09:19:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehhe!!! That's definitely a cracker! Thumbs up!
2007-01-08 07:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it a 5
2007-01-08 07:49:04 · answer #11 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋