A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, "No, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me."
2007-01-08 07:41:16 · 19 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LAUGH OUT LOUD YOU ARE SO BAD!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
That's funny!
:o} arf arf....lol
2007-01-08 13:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it -- made me laugh! I would have left off the last part about licking your tush to make it more believeable though - would have left the hospital story with losing too much too soon and passing out
2007-01-08 15:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by jennw33 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Silly but kinda funny. 8/10.
2007-01-08 15:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the story of the guy getting his flat tire fixed. The repairman asked him how he got the flat and he said he ran over a bottle. when asked did he see the bottle he said no the d-mn kid had it hidden under his coat.
2007-01-08 15:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by HelpingHand 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but that just wasn't right, "Funny As Hell" but not right. I wish I could think of things like that on the spur of the moment.
What else could you have done?
2007-01-08 16:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe!!! Thats a cracker, Rickster!!! Thumbs up!
2007-01-08 16:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was funny! 10 points!
2007-01-08 15:48:07 · answer #7 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now this is the kind of comedy i am looking for right on definate 10 man!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-08 16:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a nice one... i hope she didnt try it herself
2007-01-08 15:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by ImInLoVeWiThAnThOnY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see you met my Mother!
2007-01-08 19:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋