I am making an aluminum foil hat to keep out the mind control rays. Should I make it shiny side out or in?

Question

Whether it's to protect myself from the subliminal thought control from the liberal media or from the terrorists from Venus, I use aluminum foil to protect my head from the voices (I'm sure you can all relate, lol). How can I best use the foil?

Answer 1

Don't listen to the fools above me. You have to have two layers, one with shiny side out, the other with it in. Those idiots above are trying to deceive you with a false sense of security.

BTW be sure to cover all down past your ears and insert foil plugs into your nostrils as well.
You can never be too safe.

Answer 2

I would say that depends on whether or not you want the cyborgs to know that you are protecting your mind from there advances. I have heard that with the shiny side out it works as a reflector and as a result the beam will bounce back letting those crafty devils know that you have protected yourself from there penetration. However, if letting them know this knowledge is your goal then most certainly leave the shiny side up. However, if you would like to keep stealth, incognito if you will, then you absolutely must keep the shiny side in and let the duller side out. By the way I have heard that the problem is not with the terrorists from venus. I have heard that the greatest mind penetration comes from Uranus. Great question.

Answer 3

Use the shiny side out to deflect the rays better and the non-stick side in to keep from messing up your hair... That is unless it is the mind control that is telling you to make a hat, which is actually an antenna, not a barrier. In that case, you're just hosed, but I bet the mind control will also make you not care.

Good luck

Answer 4

use the expesive non stick foil. And use two layers. shiny side in and shiney side out. It will reflect the mind control and keep your current mind intact. be sure to keep a diary too. then re read what you have wrote. if you think any differently then what you have wrote down then you whould go to more drastic measures of eating un passurized butter.

Answer 5

Aluminum foil won't work, To keep out the the liberal media and Venusians, a mixture of melted chocolate chips and bacon-grease into your hair.

Melt it carefully first and then let it cool enough before putting it on your head and let it harden for an hour. Then go to Starbuck's and offer to dip your head in people's coffee to give it more chocolate flavor.

Answer 6

Shiny side out. That's the most reflective side... at least for light and other EM waves...

I don't recall learning about mind control physics. Oh well.

Why would terrorists come from Venus? Venus was the goddess of love.

Answer 7

Lots of great answers here but its' too late for me to help. My mind has already been corrupted by the liberal news media as I now believe that Al Gore did invent the Internet.....right?
But I do think that your mistaken about the Venusian terrorists because they're vegetarian!
(Anyone see a whale out there for me to save?...)

Answer 8

i dont know about you, but MY aluminum foil is shiny on both sides.

if i were you, and only had single-sided foil available, i would double it back-to-back. you need shiny on the outside to keep their rays OUT, and shiny on the inside to keep your thoughts IN.

Answer 9

Keep the shiny side out, as it repels mind control waves better. Please bear in mind, however, that Venutians are a peaceful, non-terroristic people. I think you may have them confused with
Uranus.

Answer 10

Shiny side out deflects all incoming rays, including death rays from mars.