Q. Whats the difference between a fanny and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesnt fart when u take the meat out...
Q. Whats the difference between LIGHT and HARD?
A. U can get to sleep with a light on
Man and wife sitting at home watchin TV , man turns to wife and says 'grab your coat darlin I feel like a pint' wife replies 'its not like you to take me out' man replies 'youre not coming with me, Im turning the heating off'.
Man standing in a pub notices a bulldog licking its balls. 'Wish I could do that' he says to the dogs owner.Owner replies 'Buy it a packet of crisps and it might let ye'
want more? or heard it all before? ive got tons o them all so bad uve got to laugh.
2007-01-08
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