1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head.
2. When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out "In da' house!"
3. Your dirty laundry has become the closest thing to wall-to-wall carpeting.
4. Every study group you join gets fed up with your need to take a break for techno and grinding.
5. All your stories begin with, "I was so wasted..."
6. Your Native American name would've been "Man of Running Body Fluids."
7. You refer to sunlight as a "that bright ****."
8. You look forward to the weekdays as a time to relax.
9. Whenever you see a blinking "Do Not Walk" sign, you think how great it would look if you were on ecstasy.
10. All your stories end with, "...and that's when everything got blurry."
2007-01-08 07:13:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-09 12:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.couldn't see the question (got bags over my eyes)
2.In da house!
3.What?You got a problem with my carpeting/laundry?
4.Break Time!
5.Guess what happened to me yesterday?"well,I was sooo wasted..."
6.Its actually "Twodoghumping"
7.Yah,will someone turn that off already?
8.Absolutely
9.I'm on ecstasy right now.
10.Wait....everything i
s getti
ng
blurrrrryyyyy
2007-01-08 07:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mark K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-08 07:22:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
11. Paris Hilton has you on Speed Dial...
2007-01-08 10:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke would be great if I was on ecstasy!
Thanks for sharing it reminded me of my college years.
2007-01-08 07:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by Linda 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When Monday come and you broke as hell and you can barely breath out your nose...this means you've had enough
2007-01-08 07:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Simple1 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im sending that to my friends brother it is hilarious its his code of ethics lol
2007-01-08 07:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by crazywhitegirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
11. I should go home. I must get home. Oh yeah, I AM home.
2007-01-08 07:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mary W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-01-08 07:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one!
2007-01-08 07:59:49 · answer #10 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2007-01-08 12:39:44 · answer #11 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋