An Italian joke?

Question

One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma b*tch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma b*tch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma b*tch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma b*tch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma b*tch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma b*tch. I gonna back to Italy''

Answer 1

I lika da joka
yu say to mee mora joka heh?
yu da funee guya witda joka!

Answer 2

Cute! 8/10.

Answer 3

the recording is funnier, and u messed up, when he was talking about sheets, you put piss

Answer 4

LOL THAT IS JUST TO MUCH I LIKED THAT ONE NEXT TIME BRING A TRANSLATOR WITH YOU LOL!

Answer 5

LOL good one, i like it, but i like the pic ur using more ;)

Answer 6

lol.....i have heard it before...very funny

Answer 7

already heard that

Answer 8

lol