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God did say Satan was running things here.
What a great con. What a smart, sadistic plan.
God did say Satan was the master of cunning.
What do you think?

2007-01-08 06:43:05 · 10 answers · asked by bdosea 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

EgM
If God is running things, Why are things so messed up?

2007-01-08 07:06:31 · update #1

10 answers

"Satan's greatest deception was not convincing the world he didn't exist, but rather convincing people that they were doing the Lord's work."

2007-01-08 06:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Well, considering Jesus failed most of the Messianic prophecies, then anything miraculous he did would have been directly caused by the devil.

Think about how great this would look. Satan sends up Legion to possess some poor sap. Jesus, satan's son, walks over and whispers in the dude's ear, "go home boys..." so they fly out, go into pigs, which promptly kill themselves, sending the demons back to hell. The leaders start saying, "He's a demon!" and Jesus says, "Ah, but a house divided cannot stand." Which kinda shuts them up because they don't realize ... a house united in a DECEPTION can stand, and stand quite well, and Jesus was in on the whole thing!

And see, a truly Great Liar knows how to twist the Truth into a Lie. For example, if God made him king of the earth, then Satan could honestly whisper in people's ears, "The king tells you to be a Christian," and provide the false comfort of blind faith to soothe their hearts and convince them that Jesus's blood freed them from the laws.

It's absolutely PERFECT. I mean, it worked on fireball226 -- she's absolutely convinced she's doing God's work even though she's following a false messiah.

2007-01-08 06:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I used to think this before I became an Atheist.

What if Satan talked to Jesus and had him say he was spreading the word of God, but he really wasn't, he was really spreading the agenda of Satan? Theres no greater liar than Satan, so people believing Christ was God really have no clue that he might have been in cahoots with the Devil because he's the perfect liar!

It's certainly possible, you just gotta be open minded about it.

2007-01-08 06:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Douche 3 · 0 0

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2016-11-27 20:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what the F**k type of question is this, satan ain't nothing and the one runnin things round here is God. point blank.

2007-01-08 06:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by EgM 1 · 0 2

it dose sound evil enough to be so though i don't believe in Satan either

2007-01-08 06:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by cthulhu will raise 5 · 0 0

sounds about right! nice question:)

2007-01-08 06:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by kyubikitsune888 2 · 0 0

i think its working quite well.

2007-01-08 06:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Christianity NONONO ITS THE REAL THING...GOD CALLED ME

2007-01-08 06:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

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2007-01-08 06:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by peanut 5 · 0 0

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