I know a few bars in Greenwich Village. We could start with a few drinks. I hope he does not wear that damn robe. Out of style, know what I mean? A night at the Blue Note would be in order. Then a late night snack. No kissing allowed. I am not that kind of guy.
2007-01-08 06:39:54
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answered by Anonymous
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it is possible that jesus didnt date, but was married at the age of 13 or 14, to an egyptian princess dressed in white and gold.
but the rules of chastity applied to all men who were faithful and upright. They did not touch a female, nor did they Kiss anyone who was not their wife. if there was petting and fornication it was almost a sure thing they were reprobate and unwashed therefore unrepentant and adulterers and fornicators.
betrothal was by some traditions made by parents and there would be not dating.
but if jesus were to have dated the rules of righteousness would have had to be continued. there might have even been an older man of reputation to escort the two from place to place, but this is generally a practiced later on history.
If jesus were unchaperoned in todays generation, he would be very much like teenagers are today. They would go buy a hamburger and then go to the mall and walk around and then go to a movie. But sex and necking and petting are offlimits.
2007-01-08 06:44:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Since it it believed that he was asexual, it definitely would not be a romantic date. I am sure he would not explain how he is god/son of god/separate and the same as the holy ghost. He wouldn't even have knowledge about that. He would probably need a tranquilizer when he learns what has been done throughout history in his name. I hope he doesn't take it personally
2007-01-08 06:40:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Probably a cheap date since Jesus didn't have alot of money. Also you wouldn't have much privacy or intimacy because those twelve apostles would always be hanging around.
2007-01-08 06:41:07
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answered by Feathery 6
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Really boring I would think or if everyone knew he was Jesus a real hassle trying to get through the reporters, body guards, whiney people trying to have there problems solved by him. I weren't trouble myself ether way.
2007-01-08 06:38:22
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answered by missgigglebunny 7
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We'd go to heaven, so I could see what it was like, then we'd debate how the followers of his religion got so lost, on the second date...Mars!
2007-01-08 06:37:20
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answered by Jessy 4
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Just like any other man. After all, he was just like any other man. His best friend was a prostitute! But is that because he accepted everyone or because he had some sordid secret?
2007-01-08 07:52:13
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answered by ? 5
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Fish, bread and wine for starters and then perhaps a walk across the ocean.
2007-01-08 06:37:44
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answered by father of 4 husband of 1 3
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very peaceful and calming. we would go to a movie and dinner, we would talk about the world, and there probably would be a second date.
2007-01-08 06:37:35
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answered by Bob the Cat.™ 4
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There are a bunch of guys with that name in Mexico. Ask one of them to go on a date with you.
2007-01-08 06:37:19
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answered by Anonymous
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