It's chicks keep waking me up at 5 :15 every morning and i am constantly thinking about what should be done.I was thinking of feeding them grain until they get fat so then i could cook them and pop them into a baked potato so i could eat them.
Do you have any suggestions of how else i can exact my revenge?
2007-01-08 06:19:52 · 12 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Pets ➔ Birds
Some people are already offended that i could kill these little birds and put them in a potato well dont worry im not going to do that.On a completlry different matter does anyone know where i can purchase some poison
2007-01-08 06:33:01 · update #1
Lucky you, make the most of it. As long as the weather holds and the parents can get food, the young will have flown the nest before too long.
Then you'll be spending your time looking for them and wondering how they've got on.
Make up for the sleep by going to bed earlier.
Try not to disturb them, I don't think they are protected, but if other people know they are there and you let it out that you've killed them....
2007-01-08 06:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Bill N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to 'exact your revenge'? You have a built in alarm clock. Try applying for a postman's job or perhaps as a milkman and then you will be up and out nice and early! like the birds and never be late for work!
The bit about eating them is a bit 'sick' but each to his or her own!
2007-01-08 06:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by heeeelp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had 5 and 20 (which I assume is 25 ) you could bake them in a pie...according to the old nursery rhyme.
2007-01-08 06:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move the nest to a better location and the mother will follow. I've done this without any problems. Have tweet year.
2007-01-08 08:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As far as I know, it's illegal to tamper with any birds nests so I guess your stuck with it. But as for revenge, play them some heavy metal when they're trying to get some kip!
2007-01-08 06:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just leave them why would u want 2 do that in the first place
2007-01-08 08:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by stacy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borrow a neighbour's cat
2007-01-08 06:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by toon_tigger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you shoot it it might go away . i suggest a cat . throw one out the window at the nest . that might help . (im only joking , dont abuse cats !!!)
if you feed it coconut or rice it might explode . actually thats evil . dont do it !!!!
2007-01-08 06:29:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try calling the RSPB.....and how can you possibly have blackbirds nesting when its winter?
2007-01-09 04:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to a new house.
2007-01-08 06:27:53 · answer #10 · answered by © 2007. Sammy Z. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋