After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Cleveland to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassah de treepa?"
Luigi said, "Everytinga wassah perfecto except for da traina ride down."
"Whadda you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni."
Well, we boarda da train at Granna Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she packa bigga basket a food. She broughta vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were looking a forward to da trip. Everytinga wassah okey dokey until we getta hungry and open uppa da luncha basket. The conductore comma by, wagga hissa finger at us an say, "no eat in dissa car. Musta use a dining car." "So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a bigga luncha and start to open a bottle of nice vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hissa finger and say, "No drinka in dissa car. Musta use a club a car."
So, we go to club car. "While drinkin vino, I start to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he wagga hissa finger again and say, "No smokin in dissa car. Musta go to smokin car. We go to smokin car and I smoka my biga cigar." "Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting at da top of hissa voice, "Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!" "Next time, Ima gonna takea da bus!"
2007-01-08 06:18:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, I meant "Did you have"
2007-01-08 06:21:05 · update #1
Very good! Better than your other try at Italian. This is funny-- and probably true!
2007-01-08 12:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥ You could check out Niagra Falls. It's beautiful & they have hotels where you can look out the window and see the falls. I've never been at night but heard they are beautiful! ♥ Aruba perhaps? I know you mentioned no flying, but its a beautiful place for a honeymoon. ♥ You mentioned you checked out the Pocono's resorts... Cove Haven is where my friend & her fiance are going for their honeymoon. I've been helping plan their wedding and really its not as outdoorsy as you'd think. They are staying in the room with the 7ft tall champagne bath and a heart shaped pool. They'll probably never leave the room! Lolz... But you do get a 1 hr resort activity (they chose horseback riding)... which would be nice to get out for that hour or so. And its a good price! I'd check it out again. Use Denise as your reservation specialist if you do decide to book there. Congratulations & Good Luck!
2016-05-23 11:25:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 8/10.
2007-01-08 06:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2007-01-08 06:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
isa funnee a joka by youa!
2007-01-08 07:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mark K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy can't catch a break!! ☺
2007-01-08 06:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Good one!
2007-01-08 06:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, cute
2007-01-08 06:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by Syd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-08 10:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-08 06:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋