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She is evicting us, and I need some dirty, and mean stuff to do to her. But she can't know it was me.

2007-01-08 04:49:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

We always pay rent on time. Me and my gf got into it, and she called the cops. I told her she was a nosy *****, so today we got the eviction notice.

2007-01-08 06:16:41 · update #1

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ok ready pour grease under the door light it run away and then put the matches in your neihbors room

2007-01-08 05:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Since you are being evicted, I assume that you have not made payments, trashed the house or something that has caused the landlord to evict you. Doing something dirty to the landlord seems petty and juvenile and could get you into further trouble. Why not take responsiblities for your actions and move one....

2007-01-08 13:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0 0

How about cleaning it up 4 her.U r been evicted 4 sometinng u already done.Be mature do the right thing.When u going to grow up?

2007-01-08 12:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by Victorio 2 · 1 1

I am a landlord and believe me we are not morons good luck not getting caught we are not afraid to sue for damages if you don't pay it can go on your credit and prevent you (in the event you someday grow up) from getting loans or renting another apt It's never a good idea to **** your landlord we know people....

2007-01-08 12:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

ok this is really nasty but my dad did this when he was a teen to his neighbor bcuz he killed my daddys doggie.

lol anyways u get some doggie crap (nasty i no!) then u put it in a paper bag then set it on their front porch. set it on fire, then ring the door knob. he will come out and stomp out the fire and get crud all over his foot. lol. (make sure ur outside and he has a porch thats not made out of wood bcuz that would b bad and u could be accused of arson if it is wood.)

2007-01-08 12:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by Linzi 4 · 1 1

Watch the movie "Duplex" with Ben Stiller, it's hilarious, and might give you some ideas.

2007-01-08 12:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmm...you good pay your rent on time.
That'll throw her for a loop.

2007-01-08 12:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0 0

How old are you?

2007-01-08 13:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by sweetiepi44 2 · 0 0

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2007-01-08 13:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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