The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
2007-01-08 04:36:25 · 40 answers · asked by Why Me ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a joke......sorry if offensive.....
2007-01-08 05:20:55 · update #1
its nice
i will give you 9.75/10
2007-01-08 07:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 09:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by dietlin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! a very profitable hobby "Milk Woman"
2007-01-11 09:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by KU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You duped me......seeing the caption, I thought of some thing else..
but, a good poem, until the last line.
2007-01-09 04:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha . Its was real fun. An entertaining riddle that came out to be joke finally.
2007-01-08 17:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by Don 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Milking the cow, was like WOW!
2007-01-08 05:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Good One...
2007-01-08 14:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by cupid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless and definitely wasn't what I thought the ending would be (my head was in the gutter) 10/10
2007-01-08 04:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard this one before but still funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 04:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao, I like the dentist one. Haha.
2007-01-08 04:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
honestly i did not like it
and why r u giving everyone a thumbs down
2007-01-08 18:19:54 · answer #11 · answered by san42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋