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You'd have to start your own offshoot sect.
Study up on Joseph Smith and the story of the Book of Mormon. He was able to include a story; you could do it by following in his footsteps, so to speak.

2007-01-08 05:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

This is a very funny question, but for a serious answer, look what happened to Mikos Kaznatzakis after he wrote The Last Temptation of Christ.

2007-01-08 12:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by mullah robertson 4 · 0 1

Are you God or at least willing to receive all the plagues described in the Bible?

Rev. 22:18 "If anyone adds anything to what is written here, God will add to that person the plagues described in this book."

2007-01-08 12:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by God Still Speaks Through His Word! 4 · 0 1

Best question in a while!!

I suggest printing it on an index sized card and inserting it in Bibles at bookstores........I think I might do that!

2007-01-08 12:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Crozzlow 3 · 3 0

The canon was closed in the fourth century.

2007-01-08 12:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ooo! That was funny, can you come up with a story too and put it in the additional details? Make it good!

2007-01-08 12:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Celebrate Life 3 · 2 2

Just a guess, but I'm thinking you've missed the publication date by a few hundred years...

2007-01-08 12:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Gwydyon 4 · 4 2

I think you missed the cut-off date by a few years.

2007-01-08 12:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by IMHO 6 · 1 2

make your own religion with an ateist uber alles mentality and simply desicrate what Christians belive and eventually get to a point where you openly hate them.

2007-01-08 12:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by thespillgood 2 · 0 2

Email Jesus. I'm not sure of his address, but I do know he uses Gmail.

2007-01-08 12:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by bitterswtchocolate 3 · 2 1

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