Beam me up Scotty!!
2007-01-08 04:16:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Zaphod honey....you're in the wrong show!!!!!!
2007-01-08 04:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Capt. Kirk replaced right into a wizard with hiding laxatives in meals and supplements.while the Klingons sat down and used the Andrex rest room roll he had scotty zap them with low frequency electrons to form of numb thier senses,then while they used the bidet it nuetralized thier genatalia with azzbegon,hence rendering them infertal.Over right here few generations there have been few klingons born.shocked you probably did'nt comprehend this,so very obtrusive! Scotty desires to beam up korean pres. kimjang whats his call,howard stern,jane fonda,sarah brady,micheal moorer(fool who completed columbine docu.),hillary,all oil co. professionals.,osama bin hidin,OJ,and final yet no longer least micheal jackson,this might furnish SSE with minute particle objective practice.
2016-11-27 19:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but Kirks Klingons were on the starboard side.
2007-01-08 04:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he did a good job fighting them off but eventually starfleet decided to count the klingons as friends and had them on their side
whereas your average bog roll is still fighting them off
perhaps they are different klingons?
2007-01-08 08:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or worse still that loo roll that you get in public toilets that actually feels like paper! ouchy!
(I don't wanna be beamed up or down cos I'll probably end up being the new one no one has seen before in the red jumper that everyone knows is gonna die!)
2007-01-08 04:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bog roll would probably last longer and be more absorbant ..... plus its made from recycled Christmas cards! from an environmental point of view, I'd bet on the bog roll ..... Captain Kirk is soft, not very long and not strong
2007-01-08 04:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by dragonwithpurplepants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tesco Value bog paper is worse than county council bog paper
2007-01-08 04:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why is Uharas hair so brown?
cos William Shatner
2007-01-08 05:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he do the ad of cereal (oak meal). I think he better beam me up Scott!!! better beam me up Mr Kirk!
2007-01-08 04:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Athletico Spizz 80 will tell you.
2007-01-08 04:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that quilted poo paper that Sainsburys sell.
2007-01-08 04:59:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋