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What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die?

2007-01-08 04:13:46 · 9 answers · asked by cclleeoo 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Zip, zilch, nada.

That's an oldie but a goodie.

2007-01-08 04:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Me.

I am greater than something that does not exist, covering the god angle.

By logical default, I am more evil than something that does not exist, covering the devil angle..

I participate in multiple charitable systems, devoting myself and my money to them, so the poor 'have' me, covering the poor angle.

I am one of those people who can pull information from multiple topics and streams of information and make a cohesive whole out of them while remaining humble -- and keeping those around me humble too, so the rich desperately need me or someone like me, covering the rich.

In order to consume myself, I would have to at some point remove my heart and in the few seconds before I died, devour it, covering the eating angle.

2007-01-08 12:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Turtles?

2007-01-08 12:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1 1

Did you know there are at least three insect legs in every chocolate bar you buy?

2007-01-08 12:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by mutterhalls 3 · 0 2

Why did the chicken cross the raod? Huh? Huh?

To get to the other side!!!!!!!!

2007-01-08 12:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1 1

Nothing.

2007-01-08 12:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by RB 7 · 2 0

LOL nothing

2007-01-08 12:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by mariedockins 2 · 1 0

WE GET THIS NEARLY EVERY DAY.

ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID RIDDLES.

THERE IS A RIDDLES FORUM - THIS IS NOT IT.

2007-01-08 12:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Me.

2007-01-08 12:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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